The Men's Health Kit / Summer 2026
Check yourself
before the / season kicks off.
Two at-home tests. Ten minutes each. Done before half-time. One checks your prostate. One checks your sperm count. No waiting room. No GP appointment. No conversation you'd rather not have.
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Limited summer campaign · Ends midnight 30 June 2026 · Free UK delivery
11 June
World Prostate Cancer Day
On the same day the world starts watching football this summer, World Prostate Cancer Day marks the most common cancer in men. Most blokes won't do anything about either. You can. Ten minutes, a finger-prick, and you'll actually know where you stand.
The numbers you'd rather ignore
Most men would rather not know. That's exactly the problem.
You'll spend three hours analysing a back four. You'll argue about VAR until the pub shuts. But ask most men the last time they checked their prostate or their fertility and you'll get a shrug and a change of subject. The Men's Health Kit exists because "I'll get round to it" never quite happens.
1 in 8
UK men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer in their lifetime.
Prostate Cancer UK
52k+
Men diagnosed with prostate cancer every year in the UK.
Prostate Cancer UK
1 in 3
Couple infertility cases trace back to male sperm count or quality.
WHO / NHS
10 min
How long each test takes. Less than the opening exchanges of any match.
Kevin and the team — Test My Food Sensitivity HQ
Why we're doing this — meet Kevin
Kevin Taplin is riding his Harley across the country telling men to get tested.
Kevin reached out to us as a customer. He's living with Stage 4 prostate cancer. And he's on a mission — to spread the word about the importance of regular at-home testing for men.
He raises money to buy tests and gives them away at events. And not just any events — Kevin's a proper biker. He takes his message out on the road. Bike rallies, charity rides, meet-ups. One man, one Harley, one unavoidable point: don't leave it till it's too late.
Our founder Andrew met him, was inspired by his story, and invited him to the first full Healthy Stuff team meeting. Kevin rolled in on his Harley and brought the room to life. He's now part of the family here.
We're not just shipping out tests. We're giving people answers. Giving them time. Giving them hope.
— Andrew, Founder, Test My Food Sensitivity
If Kevin's story lands with you the way it lands with us, support his fundraiser directly. Every pound raised buys more tests to give away at rallies and events.
Kevin's fundraiser is independent of this campaign — 100% of donations go directly to him via GoFundMe.
What's in the kit
Two tests. One box. Everything you need, nothing you don't.
No GP, no deep-vein needles, no awkward chats
How the whole thing actually works.
Step 01
Order today
Free UK delivery. Discreet packaging — nothing on the box gives it away. Dispatched within 1–3 working days.
Step 02
Do it at home
In your own bathroom, on your own schedule. Finger-prick for the prostate test. Semen sample for the fertility test. Step-by-step instructions in the box.
Step 03
Do it at home
5 to 10 minutes after the sample goes in, you've got an answer. Positive or negative, above threshold or below.
Step 04
Decide what's next
If anything needs following up, you've got something real to take to your GP. If not, that's peace of mind for the cost of a round.
Real customer reviews
What real men (and their partners) are saying.
What we get asked
The questions most blokes are actually thinking.
Is this going to diagnose me with something?
No — and that's important.The Prostate Health Test gives you an indication of your PSA level. The Male Fertility Test tells you whether your sperm count is above or below the WHO threshold. Neither replaces a doctor. Both give you something real to act on, either way.
How is this different from just going to the GP?
You can do it tonight. No appointment. No explaining to a receptionist what it's for. If either result raises a flag, you then go to your GP with specific information in hand — which makes that conversation a lot more useful.
Is it accurate?
Both kits are CE-marked and validated against industry standards with over 97% reproducibility. The results aren't a medical diagnosis — no at-home test is — but they give you a reliable indicator that's good enough to act on.
Packaging — is it obvious what it is?
No. Plain outer packaging. No branded "PROSTATE" or "FERTILITY" on the box. Arrives like any other parcel. What you do with it at home is nobody's business but yours.
Why this kit, now?
World Prostate Cancer Day falls on 11 June, alongside the start of the biggest summer of men's football in years. It's a fair moment to stop ignoring two of the most important bits of male health and spend ten minutes finding out where you stand. That's all this is.
Inside the box
Everything arrives with you. Nothing sent to a lab.
Prostate Health Test
- Test cassette×1
- Single-use buffer×1
- Sterile lancet×1
- Alcohol pads×2
- Capillary dropper×1
- Instructions×1
Male Fertility Test
- Test cassette×1
- Collection cup×1
- Workstation×1
- Semen transfer device×1
- Test buffer×1
- Instructions×1
Ten minutes.
In the half-time break.
That's all this takes. Less time than it takes to argue about the ref. And you'll come out the other side with an actual answer — about your prostate, about your fertility, about two bits of your health that most men never check. Kevin would tell you the same thing.
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